What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.