What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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What do you call the Mexican KKK?

The Qu Qu Qu.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!