What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B