What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

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What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose