Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.