Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems