What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end