Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.