How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.