What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.