What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!