What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .