How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What do you call the next generation of motherboard?

A daughterboard.