What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.