What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !