What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.