Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.