What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein