What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!