Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.