Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip