Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!