A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
ihop
Because they are Russin'
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Clothed minded
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
Because he plays with pooh.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Because it's bipolar.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
To remind them why there's no money in it
It mistbehaved
Battleshvitz