What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts