What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts