What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts