What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!