What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.