Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"