Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Kermit the frog's finger...

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.