Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Whats a frogs favourite website??

REDDIT

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.