What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.