Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...