Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.