Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Naked Man Jokes More Naked Man Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE