How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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In yarr'ds.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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Somewhere around a buck an ear.