How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

Where did Javon get his earrings?

Ja Mall

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.