What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.