Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.