How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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They take a gallop poll!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".