What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose