What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...