What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes