What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!