What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......