What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh