Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.