How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".