How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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You can hear their brooms tick!

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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You Barium.

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We barium.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.