What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's