What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's