What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's