What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!