What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's