What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

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Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What is Santa's favorite band?

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...