Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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So they don't get chapped lips.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.