What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.