Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish