Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.