What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )