What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.