What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.