What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.