What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside