What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce