What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.