What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)