Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience