Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.