Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
It doesn't have windows.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
ICU
In the I.C.U.
I can clearly see you're nuts
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
