Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

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