Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Prime Minister Jokes More Prime Minister Jokes

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Why are white girls odd?

Because they can't even!

23 Jokes More 23 Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.