Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Why are white girls so odd?

Because they literally can't even.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Michael Jordan Jokes More Michael Jordan Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

23 Jokes More 23 Jokes

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.