What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.