Reindeer Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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