Reindeer Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.