What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.