What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em