Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Math Lesson Jokes More Math Lesson Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.