Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Math Lesson Jokes More Math Lesson Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.